Anya S.: Shameless Crubby Advertising.
Conversation log from Omegle: Today at 11:25am
You: Hi there! I am not going to spam you - but I might do! Take your Crubby bets!
Stranger: you a perv
You: No, I’m not a perv.
You: But you are Crubby.
Stranger: nice link
You: Thank you for acknowledging my posterior.
You: Crubby! http://www.youarecrubby.com/
Stranger: i wasnt actually acknowledging it
Stranger: you’re sure smart you
You: Epic Fail, American.
Stranger: on what grounds are you calling me american
Stranger: if you dont know me?
Stranger: »epic fail
You: You are retarded. The only other possibility is that you are English. Or possibly Crubby.
Stranger: harvard graduate much
You: No, I don’t care for Yuppie culture.
Stranger: do you know what ad hominem means
You: I just love my Crubby cows.
Stranger: no, i didn’t think so
Stranger: because you utilise it in-effectively
You: I am terribly sorry, my dear little American.
Stranger: that’s terribly offensive
Stranger: im going to cry
You: http://www.youarecrubby.com/ Crubby is offensive.
Stranger: becos im american…
You: And I am Ukrainian. Which means I am automatically viewed more positively than you in the world.
Stranger: you’re also dumb
You: Funny. :)
Stranger: see what i did there?
Stranger: ironic isn’t it
You: I saw -yes. :D
Stranger: but you wouldn’t know
You: Aww… ^_^
You: Did Jesus wet the bed this morning?
You: Because that is totally Crubby if he did. http://www.youarecrubby.com/
Stranger: you totally uncultured piece of garbage
Stranger: then again
You: Uncultured? Oh, that is Crubby. http://www.youarecrubby.com/
Stranger: you are eastern european
You: Yes, Eastern Europeans don’t know much about Crubby. http://www.youarecrubby.com/
Stranger: i wonder what they are known for
Stranger: i wouldn’t be surprised if anyone hasn’t heard of it
You: What are we know for? If it isn’t Crubby, it isn’t worth it. http://www.youarecrubby.com/
Stranger: sounds like a shit hole
Stranger: amazing grammar
You: No, you have not heard of me because America has not bombed us yet.
You: Only way you guys learn about Geography.
Stranger: fuck me
You: And that is totally Crubby of you. http://www.youarecrubby.com/
Stranger: eastern europeans are dumb little shits
You: Fo’ sho’!
You: Crubby shits. http://www.youarecrubby.com/
Stranger: too ignorant too get that into your head
Stranger: how old are you
You: Grammar FAIL by native English speaker. LULZ!
Stranger: you speak english well for a native ukrainian
You: GRAMMAR FAIL IS CRUBBY! http://www.youarecrubby.com/Anya S.